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Publisher: Columbia Pictures
Release Date: March 2005
Region: 1
Product ID:
11278
Languages: English, German, and French
Subtitles: English, Spanish, Portuguese, Chinese, Thai, Korean, Arabic, Polish, and Turkish
Minutes: 124
Format: 1.78:1
Aspect: 16x9
MPAA Rating: PG-13
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For some unknown reason, the character Vin Diesel plays, is far too real and so damn anti-rules. Reminds me of myself. His arrogance is so well played. Makes me wish he was a chick so I could desire the character in a lustful way. If you don't know me, then you don't realize I rollerblade into my video store, and my local bank, regardless of what the employees might think.
The jokes in this movie are cool. As for the graphical special effects, and the overall movie itself, they rock. You will feel stoked watching this movie. The only thing that I feel was not upto par with the rest of the movie was the fake ass avalanche scene. I guess they were worried Vin would damage himself if he got run over by real snow. Fuckers. Pansies. Posers.
For any true X-Gamer, the storyline and characters are real in the sense of how X-Gamers are. Always wanting to try new things and take themselves to the limits. And you skateboard fans will enjoy seeing Tony Hawk in the movie for a short scene.
If you have a big ego, you will love this movie. If you have no balls, and a tiny penis, avoid this movie, cause Vin will overpower your puny sack. If you have the balls to grind without racking your nuts on the bar, then this movie is for you. The rest of you pansy bitches should be outside panhandling for loose change on the street corner trying to scrape up enough money to buy a PSP so you can watch this movie on it.
If you are too cheap to buy a PSP *cough* loser *cough* then go out and rent the DVD. Just don't rub your lustful balls on the underside of the disc, as that isn't good for your DVD player.
- Xeon
Views: 1250 |
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There I was, on the way to the Battle Creek Mall from the Charlotte, Michigan area. It was either engage in conversation with the wife-to-be or give myself something to do. Well, with indecent exposure laws tougher than ever, I had but one option left.
I recently purchased XXX with limp-wristed Vin Diesel as our hero. Yes, folks, he flames. Deal with it. Anywhoo, The opening scene has German band greats "Rammstein" opening the movie with some great rock music. It's a very well done action movie, with guns blazing and excellent stunts performed throughout.
Problems include lame dialogue/scripting. Vin Diesel mentions something about the "Xander Zone" *cough*-lame-*cough* And don't tell me I couldn't do a better script, it's called "Not On Easter." And if I could get people to cast, it'd be damn well done by 2 months ago.
Anyway, back to the movie. Despite it's tiny and lame pitfalls, the movie is a must for your PSP. It should be only $19.99. If you're paying more than that, you're getting robbed.
- Joel
Views: 1261 |
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